not pregnant

So I have been told the rumor around town is that I am pregnant.
nope not me, I'm guessing it's because of my April fools post and the one's
who think I am pregnant did not read the whole post.
So I figured I better post on here so I could hopefully clear up those lovely rumors.
I don't want any of you coming up to me and saying "oh your starting to show"
YUCK lol, I am not showing, I have just gained back some serious weight ha ha.
K people let's put the kibosh on that one thanks.
:)